Things Not To Say to Piano Teachers-I thought this was funny

This was not said to me, I saw it on a post of another teacher, but I though it was really funny.

These are things not to say to a piano teacher:

I don’t have to learn how to count…i learned that before I went to kindergarten.
I don’t have to count…I already know the song in my head.
I don’t have to count…my mom says I don’t have to.
I didn’t have to practice this week…I already practiced this song last week.
Mom said I didn’t have to practice this week because she hates that song.